Fat & Funny: (So, You Want To Be Santa Claus)
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Please refer to the section BELOW (and NOT ABOVE ) this line for the product details - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Title: Fat & Funny: (So, You Want To Be Santa Claus) ISBN13: 9781665554787 ISBN10: 1665554789 Author: Granda, Michael Supe (Author) Description: Not Every Old Man Turns Into Walter Matthau Or Jack Lemmon Grumpy Is Not An Option, Here, Cites The Author Many Old Men Enjoy Being Funny, Old Guys, Who Like To Laugh A Lot And Jolly About If Any Of This Pertains To You, You've Come To The Right Place Read On There Are Only Two Requirements To Being A Professional Santa Claus: 1) Be Fat And 2) Be Funny If You Can Check These Two Boxes - And You're An Old, Chunky Guy With A White Beard - It's Possible To Make A Little Extra Cash For Your Holidays You Will Also Have A Whole Lot Of Fun If Any Of This Rings True With You, Read On This Gig Is Quite Seasonal On Dec 26, It's Over Then, You Go On An Eleven-Month Vacation, Until Next Thanksgiving You Will Read About Large, Drunken, Corporate Bashes In Fancy Restaurants You'll Read About Small, Intimate Family Gatherings Around The Fireplace Both Are Wonderfully Festive, In Their Own Ways You Will Read About Impromptu Encounters In The Frozen Food Section Of The Grocery Store, As Well As The Parking Lot Of The Post Office You Will Read About The 'Ups' (Cheerful Children, Wanting New Bikes) And The 'Downs' (Saddened Children, Wanting Their Parents To Stop Fighting) You Will Read About Sparkling Kids You'll Read About Obnoxious Adults For The Past Decade, Supe Has Portrayed Santa, Treating It As A Legitimate, Lucrative Gig Here, He Shares Many Of The Nice (As Well As, Not So Nice) Things He's Seen With His Mirror-Image View Through Kringle's Eyeglasses Many Times, He Sees You Before You See Him But, If 'You' Want To Try Your Hand At Being 'Him' - And You Want To Take It Seriously - It's A Cool And Rewarding Side Job Read On, Prancer Read On, Comet Read On, Reader Binding: Paperback, Paperback Publisher: Authorhouse Publication Date: 2022-06-22 Weight: 0.68 lbs Dimensions: 0.47'' H x 9'' L x 6'' W Number of Pages: 206 Language: English
